Mmmm! Flavored dildos..
@ TouchMyCatEars, Those things tear the shít out of my lips, I don't think that would be a more practical dildo than a fvcking tv remote.
@A Pickle , that's why you gotta remove the plastic, duh.
@ TouchMyCatEars, no leave it on to use then eat it
Guess I’m fvcking dead then...
Went through those like tissue paper
@Dephenistrator, and ended up with a joker smile
I had a special talent for snapping these clean open with my teeth. I was the designated ice pop opener in my neighborhood. My payment was the half inch of pop at the top.
Double fist them
That’s an all year food