Jesus died but not really
@The unZipper, Hey guys, I got the drinks. Someone else can get the snacks this time.
@The unZipper, #bestcomments
@The unZipper, 😆😇
@YouJustLostTheGame, let's watch this flame war burn
@The unZipper, so he did die, but he came back and then left for heaven, I can't remember the actual time line though. I liked the joke but I had to get this here, mainly bc of all the flame and war comments that were showing up waiting for a religious debate.
@63WdntnHS, I personally don't see why this would offend any people of faith since its not insulting jesus himself, I personally don't care as we're all entitled to our own opinions but thank you for clarifying
@The unZipper, #memehistory
@The unZipper, To be fair though, there was a crap ton of foreshadowing
@YouJustLostTheGame, *finishrs drink before snacks arrive. Finishes snacks before before flamewar even starts*
@The unZipper, yeah I'm Christian and thought this was a perfectly ok joke haha
At first I thought these were all spoilers so for a second I was like "who's the fvcking a$$hole that made this?" But then I realized they weren't spoilers. So we still cool @Ray213
@The Puppet Man, warmachine dies but not really (in the trailer)
Because you touch yourself at night.
Well at least you get the most amount of girlfriends so 50/50 right?
It's a fixed point in time. Like the Doctor's death. But he didn't really die. So, yeah I guess it just sucks to be Spider-Man.
Because only three people in comics stay dead: uncle Ben, Jason Todd, and buck-oh wait
@Goldeneye, Out of those three, only one is actually still dead.
@Anonymous Jack III, did Jason Todd get retconned back alive?
@Goldeneye, Unless he died again recently, I think he's still the Red Hood. Dunno, but with DC doing another reboot soon, he'll probably be alive soon enough if he isn't already.
@Anonymous Jack III, it gets hard to keep track of DC deaths after a while, with all the reboots and multiverse stuff, you never really know who's alive and who isnt
Don't worry, Underoos. You've still got an oddly attractive aunt who seems to get younger in each movie you're... In... I think Aunt May uses the essence of Spidey's deceased loved ones in order to look and remain young.
Sorry who's Phil
@eleven, Actually his first name is "Agent".
@Anonymous Jack III, still doesn't ring a bell
@eleven, the agent who watched Cap while he slept and wanted him to sign his vintage Captain American cards
@PeppyHare, So, he didn't do anything important?
@eleven, he was fury's good eye.
@Morwen Nerdbane, still doesn't seem important
@eleven, uncultured swine