I would be sad to if I couldn't masturbate
He can't EVEN!
@LordGwynOfCinder, clearly. Because he's odd-ish. I'm leaving now.
@JackoftheDead, no don't go, you're funny
@JackoftheDead, do you mean oddish as in non-even or the pokemon
When there is a will, there IS a way.
I bet he fvcks rocks
@origamiguyljb, get it cuz he's water and ground
I'd be upset too.
Sure he can, he has a mouth, amirite? *Gets shunned violently*
Or can he?
@Dr House, That's not a tail, and that mouth ain't just for Mud Sport
Wooper?! I don't even know her!
It's because his stomach has great wifi reception.
Yet he can still learn ice punch...
@KK Slider, Maybe he punches with something else ;)
@Arcanine in a tophat, ha ha, dangly parts.
He can use his tail... Or is that his dick?
Neither can a t-rex
25 May 2014 #25May2014
But he has great wifi
"Hello, I don't have arms, but that's ok, my life is good."-Good Guy Wooper, Natewantstobattle .
Oh no. Its not the Night Shift
Whooper is the best pokemon because he has no hands and is happy still -chuggaaconroy
Let me pikachu while you try though?
I would just go drown myself..... Oh wait.
@Gumball Watterson, he could always go electrocute himself.... Oh wait
@DINOsaysRAWR, I don't think whooper is ground type but his evolved form quagsire is
@Gumball Watterson, bulbapedia says he is
@DINOsaysRAWR, ok I didn't know I mean I am a cat and all.
@Gumball Watterson, Its alright I wont tell Darwin
@DINOsaysRAWR, thanks, he's like a walking pokedex so when I'm wrong on something I get this long lecture and crap.
@Gumball Watterson, your secret is safe with me, friend