That's a deal breaker for me.
1. Cheating on me
2. Buying off brand poptarts
3. Lying to me
@Moist Oyster, cheating on you with off brand poptarts and then lying to you about it
@nemestrinus , if anyone is gonna be fjcking pop-tarts in this relationship it's gonna be me!
@Moist Oyster, what if I was giving you the booty every night but bought off-brand poptarts? still a deal breaker??
@ TouchMyCatEars, you think I'm so easily persuaded with booty?
@Moist Oyster, Yeah. Yes.
@ TouchMyCatEars, then you've mistaken me for a lesser man
She’s throwing him off from the affair she’s having behind his back
@megamanx181x, that's a bad plan. The pop tarts are more important
@satan of the north, damn right
You gotta know the point of no return!
Swear to God you folks don't know what's good. Both Publix and Walmart brand pop tarts are way better than Kelloggs garbage. Seriously. They're thicker, more filling and better tasting.
@Sluggernot, depends on the flavor. Cinnamon Roll Pop Tarts are amazing, but Great Value Strawberry Toaster Pastries will do in a pinch.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, they're good, sure. But thin as paper.
The Walmart brand is better that the regular honestly.
Weren't they organic because his wife wanted their kids to eat organic foods
Some generics are ok, pop tarts are one of them, grape nuts are not