"Hioh Silver! Away!"
@iOS10, "Don't ever do that again!"
Cue the lone ranger theme song
He just hit level 20
Legends say the Pork Loin Ranger still rides to this day.
Now get a dwarf and make them joust
That would be a fun drunk game (if you're short enough) do a few shots, see how long you can hang on.
@ArbyTheGreat, I wouldn't be able to hang on sober, let alone drunk off my ass
@ArbyTheGreat, we just get a bigger animal aka a bull
@jizzgenerator, let's do it.
@MrWonka, that's the fun of it!
Cue pirates of the Caribbean theme kazoo version
I don't know how he jumped on so easily with balls that big.
Bye.. my people need me
f##king kids! First they steal your life and then your bacon.
I play the same game with your mother
*Hog wild music plays*