When the demon walked through the portal I opened, he turned right around once he saw what I was spanking it to.
@ThePandaPool , were you spanking it to him? Did you maintain eye contact? It’s important, you know.
@ThePandaPool , thanks for letting me back into the realm of the living my vacation back home was nice
But raping choir boys is still okay, oddly enough... 😐
But if someone of the other gender does the exact same thing to you, it's totally fine! -_-
@Xenn, Actually to a hardcore, take the Bible literally, Christian, sex should only be for reproducing so if you have a girl give you a handjob and you nut on her titties, that’s still technically a sin to said Christian person
@TriangleTesticles, but if you nut in her after the handjob, all is well!
@Xenn, All’s well with God but maybe not with her or your wallet for the next 18+ years
@TriangleTesticles, because birth control is also a sin apparently.
@Xenn, Yep, that’s why Catholics, Mormons, and Amish are famous for having big families with like 8 kids
@TriangleTesticles, And then there's the Christians who are like, "just don't cheat." I was always told that masturbation is fine.
@TriangleTesticles, ah, this man be learned
If you know what I mean
@The Common Shaman, bring it
ok.. so thats where allmy jiz are going to
Why do religious fanatics have such a problem with masturbation?
Oooo new horror porn
Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the skull throne
Damp tissues for the garbage can