Turret birthday cake
I wouldn't trust anything that cake tells you...
@ShadowStorm, unless it knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if it told it to you.
@Lord Tator, mind... Incinerated...
So she plays soccer.....?
@BumbleWumbleBee, Have you never seen or played Portal or Portal 2? I won't downvote you if you honestly don't get the joke, if that's the case then look up Portal or Portal 2 on Steam.
@BumbleWumbleBee, oh sorry I understand you know I did not see the bottom part where it says she is a keeper, like a soccer player. Sorry for my misunderstanding. Have an upvote!
@BumbleWumbleBee, no, she plays quidditch.
@BumbleWumbleBee, aye yo!
Well yeah if she has holy tits why wouldn't she be a keeper?
24 April 2014 #24April2014
Please tell me I'm not the only one who originally thought that was a vagina
I had my birthday recently, my girlfrind made me a cake of BMO from adventure time :-D
If she really loved you she would have made the cake in the game, the round one with the cherry on top
Well sir, you have got yourself a keeper.
Oh wow that joke was so funny I fell of my dinosaur while slapping my knee. That joke isn't at all like beating a dead horse or anything, no, that would be ridiculous.
The cake is a lie, so is the cake lying about being a lie?
* Rick Ross* "The devil is a lie."