If you wanted him to take you seriously, maybe you should’ve matched your eyeshadow.
@DaSchlappah, it's not eyeshadow
@DaSchlappah, Maybe the orange over her eye got him thinking about Michelangelo.🤷🏻♂️
Excuse you, that's the secret of the ooze from 1991 you uncultured swine
@tha5th, Seriously, this mistake may be a new low for the culture level of the human race
@tha5th, he left the secret of his ooze in her
@tha5th, maybe she should watch with him if she wants cuddles...
My go to is might morphin power rangers the movie. But I can respect that
@troubled panda, yea power rangers! Go blue power ranger! go red power ranger! Go white po...wait nvm.
Cowabunga it is
Shvt he isn’t going anywhere, what else you want?
She’s just angry because she looks like the understudy for Leonardo.
Friend: “Looks like everyone got what they wanted. Why the long face?”
@Cave Dweller, a horse walks into a bar, bartender says, “why the long face?”
blue hair, mixed eye shadow, looking grumpy....I'm guessing he's wondering why youre still in his house lol.
Why aren't you makn sandwiches? I'm sure he's famished after doing all the work.
@Che D Lay sir, that's y
she got a black eye
@dj evolve fan club, silly me...I just thought that was how these kids wear make up these days.
Welcome to adulthood, bitch
...huh, she looks like the Turtles from the 90s
Two different eyeshadow covers and trying to shame your man. She's a hot mess.
Pics or it didn’t happen
Some people like cigarettes. Others like nostalgic shows or movies from their childhood. Brb gotta jack and watch digimon adventures.
That's photoshoped lol
Is she really so dull that she's only good to dip his wick in?
She looks like the 5th turtle
@Vstrelczuk , I like turtles
Huzaah! A man of culture...