On a serious note, if any of you youngins feel the need to do that for the lawls, remember that it's a felony and not worth it.
@Brojams, kids won’t care about that. They’ll care cuz we call them a lil bjtch
@BigJohnson86, they might care about getting shot on somebody's front porch, but only after it happens.
@BigJohnson86, Just put it up at the grocery store and let things work out naturally.
*chancla sounds in the distance approaching*
@ cobyone27, Yeah, then there is always the mother who is like "They killed my baby! He was a good kid and never did anything wrong!" Like, no bitch, your kid was a thief and you are a failure as a parent.
Method to deter package thief: Order some sh!t from one of those sites that sells animal sh!t. Let them take it and revel in the fact that some idiot stole a box of actual sh!t.
Place a bomb with motion sensors inside a package. Mwahahaha.
@Ristto3, Well could be bad if you did. You could get in trouble if somebody gets hurt on your property.
However, I figure doing minor harm without killing them so if they explain why they were injured would probably be the best method. As they would probably not want to say I picked up a box off someones porch.
For example, create a spike trap. So have a motion sensor in the box that when it’s picked up it would have A bunch of small pins pop through the cardboard and stab them in the hand. Similar to the blades in the sword hilt design you see in movies. You want to inflict pain not permanent damage.
Imagine them having to explain the several tiny pricks in their hands.
Because they’ll have to lie about it. If they admit to it then they admit to theft. And on top of that they won’t be able to pick anything up without it hurting for a couple days. It would also means texting their friends would hurt. It would give them something to remember the next time they stole.
@Seohn, but I want to watch the explosion... More satisfying that way :)
@Ristto3, there videos of where someone set up a noise trap on there package cause it kept being stolen. Saw the news talking about it a while back. Scaring the hell out of the thief.
Time to place that large order of Pampers I’ve been holding off on.
That was a fine addition to the bottom.
Filthy thieving Hobbitses!