Alison Brie. My dream girl.
@Nigel Powers, *wet dream girl
@Nigel Powers, she has nudes 😊
@Portlandian, well then, today just got a lot stickier
@Nigel Powers, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart
@Daynste, through a walkie-talkie
@Batsam, Yes, yes a thousand times yes!
Seriously though, YouTube "pulling handles" for pottery. I made the best handles in class but I couldn't make eye contact while making them.
@Mookies, trick is to always make eye contact and the other person will stop starting at you.
@TheJackal, I had to focus on the grip strength, amount of water and speed I was pulling at so creeping people out was out of the question otherwise I would have just ruined all my handles lol. I usually hid in the corner.
@Mookies, lol I usually like making people feel uncomfortable that's why it's first thing on my mind. But I know what you mean though usually when I'm doing something and feel awkward I tend to hide lol
@TheJackal, in my college pottery class we just outright gathered around a bucket of water and pulled while giggling about it. But high school art classes unfortunately don't have that close-knit feeling where you can openly give clay a handy and continue on with your work without saying a word to anyone haha
@Mookies, yeah that's high school for you lol I work fabrication and I swear some of the guys there never grew out of it cause they will make jokes about everything in the most high school way possible. Like there's a difference between making adult jokes and acting like you're still in high school lol
@TheJackal, I totally understand. I know my share of people who never seemed to mature past high school. I get a bit of second-hand embarrassment for them sometimes.
@Mookies, same!!! Idk why I get embarrassed but it's just like come on, it's ok to make a joke but when you act childish or start giggling when someone says a certain word is just awkward at that point. I personally love to joke around and it's cool when people laugh and hope back but sometimes they take something a little too serious and I feel uncomfortable cause idk how I made them feel and I'll sit there and apologize. Especially if it's a girl, I don't want her to think I'm hitting on her or implying something if that makes sense
@TheJackal, yeah I get you, there's a time and a place for everything and I'm very conscious about that. I also prefer to not go for the low - hanging fruit (giggling at words/phrases) because more often than not it just comes off as being immature/perverted rather than witty.
@Mookies, very true. I always worry about that cause I don't want to seem perverted to people and then have them think I'm some kind of horny toad lol sometimes if a girl makes a sexual joke I'll go along with it but I won't be the first usually just because I wouldn't want to make her uncomfortable
When she says it's her first time
I make a living churning butter
Yeah, churning the butter
Alright boner. You win this time
What are y'all insinuating??? She purchased a shake weight and has perfected the tricep workout... (For those who can't read sarcasm proper, this is sarcasm)
His balls are spinning.. And so are mine
If by "pottery" you mean making ceramic dildos for a living, then yes
I didn't expect it to explode at the end