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No it would be a mass murder. Seriously polar bears don’t fvck around
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@BigJohnson86, considering the existence of 'Golars', I believe that Polar bears do indeed fvck around
if they were polar bears, i’d call animal control because every polar bear is a man eater. All polar bears are the same, and they want human flesh.
@Z0IDBERG, there's a reason none of the pet bears we see in russia are polar bears
@Z0IDBERG, they must serve Saruman. The white fur obscures the handprint.
Polar bears’ skin is black
@JacketOff, Polar Bears' tongue is black, blue, or purple
@JacketOff, and their fur isn't white. Its clear/opaque
Them black bears are definitely up to something Better call the rangers
Double irony here since Polar bears are the ones with black skin and Black bears have light grayish skin.
Don’t take chances, get the bear spray ready
Yes.
Is this dark humor?
No it would be a mass murder. Seriously polar bears don’t fvck around