Dudes. That was a dad joke...
@Moo Snuckle, are we approaching a plot twist? Is Jim actually the father?
@Leighton Baines, no, this means that he got his wife pregnant shortly before they split and she's too ashamed to tell him because he might not believe her
@Moo Snuckle, I'm all RIGHT, because I have nothing LEFT. Get it?
@Moo Snuckle, that one took me a minute. Shît, this storyline is riveting.
This is a depressing pun
The legendary saga continues!
Wow. This brings me back to when my dad left. Took everything and did the exact same thing weeks later. What a shame
I love this plot line so far.
@FriendlyWalrus, might I recommend h2 and h4 tags instead of your p tags?
Umm, he has a left arm and leg... And eye. I would assume left nipple based on normal biological development of the ectoderm germ layer. Lots of anatomical structures on the left!
I mean he has those blinds and that suitcase
@Captain Nibbler , those are rented
Well then... This is dark...