"The fvck you lookin' at?"
@RetardedSeagull, yo momma 😏
@Sandwich of Death, "well ok then."
@Prince super Vegeta , BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..... I'll go now...
I dont think hes seen enough horror movies, nobody stands and stares that long
@abelgray, I think he's thinking more along the lines of "oh hey look, now I don't have to clean up the mess I made..."
"It was the week of the month!"
@Banana Jack, Ooo that's.. Disgustingly funny
@Banana Jack, it is. Sorry tmi lol
@peabeetheanimeneko , 😉
@Banana Jack, 😂
*just keep walking carl, just keep walking. Dont stare at the guy cleaning blood off his car, oh god you are staring look away. But look at all that blood, no no walk away.
Pretty soon you won't be able to tell the real serial killers from the pranksters
@kyleywyote, it's all part of the plan
Funny story. So my two friends and I go on a walk. It is like 1 in the morning, so it's pitch black. Some car slows down and pulls over. He has his window down and he is wearing a Jason mask. We yelled and booked it. I of course fell in the grass. It was the scariest moment of my life. We sprint to my friend's house like a mile away. We finally reach it and calm down a little. Then my friend points in a bush, and the guy is fvcking standing there waiting for us. I just about shjt my pants. It ended up being my friend's dad.... I am never sleeping over there again.
The Color Red
is the color
I can imagine if he runs out, he goes over to his neighbor's house "Hey Charlie, I'm out of blood paint, can barrow some of yours?" "Sure thing Michael." *hands him an IV Blood Packet*
@Proactive Citizenry , yes, I made this comment before I watched the whole gif, I'm tired, what do you want?
@Groosenator, yes :)
So that's what Scary Mike has been up to...
Dafuq you looking at?
@HotDogVendor, your weiner.
"The neighborhood has really gone down hill since that clown moved in across the street"..."honey, where did all the neighbors go?"
Anything is a Dildo if your brave enough
@IHAVEFRIENDSREALLY, good try
@gmastern1996, we know you don't really have friends.
@ sapphire gem, at first I thought you were being serious, and I was thinking up a scathing reply. Then I realized :P
When her period comes early
Starring stranger"You alright man?" Murderer"yeah why what's up?" Starring stranger"alright then"
Knowing me I would've said "need help"
I can relate too well.
Hes obviously a jason fan who works at a slaughterhouse, got drunk and crashed his car into the building that morning. This just isnt enough for reasonable suspicion.
Camouflage they said, next gen they said.
Just a normal day in the hood
Look george, I do what I can to put bread on the table just like you, I saw an opening in the classified ads and I took it, what would you have done?
Are you really going to oppose a free paint job?
Nothing to see here
"Ok I go now"
Don't worry about it
He's made a bloody mess