What kind of furniture though?
Wait... come back please. I can change, I can treat you like an object i promise. Im sorry, i shouldve never tried to consider your feelings like that
@Guy Fawkes, I love lamp
@Your Darkest Secret, LÄMP
@Your Darkest Secret, always here
Nothing is surprising me anymore
"Men need to stop treating women like objects"
"Don't kink-shame me"
We need a little more of this fetish in the female population.
It's super fun. You feel really used and degraded at being treated like you're on the same level as the other furniture. Like you're an object. It's great.
“Girl don’t sit on that couch cause I treat my objects like women”... and my women like objects
I’m gonna wipe your crack clean with Pledge
Jesus would be turning in his grave if he saw just what he died to save....
Someone clearly watched the Amazon video series of The Tick...