Well he's not wrong
LAST STOP FOR THE UPVOTE TRAIN!!!!!! (Thanks, again, everyone! You have all made me laugh so much. When I had a stage of depression, you were my rock. You are all a bunch of crazy, broken people, and I wouldn't have it any other way. This community is possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to me. You all mean more to me than you will ever know. Thank you!)
@Unamused Llama, so why is this the last stop?
@Death of the Mailman, going on what I've seen, this would be the first
@Death of the Mailman, because I was falling asleep. *discretely upvotes you and squirtie*
@Vanilla Ranger, good lord. Stfu. This isn't a community and this isn't the greatest thing to happen to you. Stop looking for attention.
@Butthurt Commenter, Huh. 7 months too late, pal. And I am terribly sorry, but... Is this a joke with your usermame? I just woke up so jokes may go over my head.
@Vanilla Ranger, 7 months is never too late to insult someone as stupid as you.
@Butthurt Commenter, So... Not a joke? I see. May I ask what beef you have with me?
@Vanilla Ranger, my beef with you is your comment. How desperate for attention are you? It's disgusting how pathetic you people are. This isn't a community. It's a app for funny pictures. The fact that you said this app is the greatest thing to ever happen to you is reason enough for you to die. Go kill yourself.
@Butthurt Commenter, Or, and hear me out here, I could NOT do that. Which, considering how bad I am at following directions, is probably what I will do. And yes. This is DEFINITELY a community. I am sorry you do not see it that way, but there isn't much I can do to change your mind. So let's just both stop so that I can GO THE FVCK TO SLEEP. Thank you.
@Vanilla Ranger, this isn't a community. It's an app. A free app where funny pictures are posted. It's only referred to as a community by the bottom-feeding people like you who can't get attention in real life. And if this is truly the best thing to happen to you (this stupid funny pics app) then you should kill yourself. Because nothing in your life is worth living.
@Butthurt Commenter, Honestly you need to work on your pitch, bud. I have seen elementary school trolls who are more scathing than you. Your "insults" toward me are not offending me. They are simply making you look like a dick. Are you having some problems in life and need to take them out over the internet? Are you being bullied in school? Does letting out your frustation on a random stranger from a community of people who enjoy funny shjt make you feel like a big man? Do you feel tough because you are safe at home gorging yourself on cheetos, knowing I won't be stopping by to beat your fat sloppy ass black and blue? Are you jealous because we are able to be happy and help eachother through tough times and all you can do is reply to a seven month old comment and try to bring someone else down a notch so you feel like less of a worthless piece of shjt that gives nothing to society.
@Butthurt Commenter, Funny thing is, in this COMMUNITY, there are doctors, lawyers, programmers, etc. People who contribute to humanity. Hell, even I do shjt. I work an 10 hour daily shift in landscaping. Not important like doctors, but at least I do something. With that attitude you have, you seem like the 17-35 year old stay at home slob. Were typing these insults while yelling at mommy to fix a goddamn sandwich for your lard ass? Maybe you were bitching at daddy for not wasting enough of his money on your energy drinks, video games, and the 14 tons of food you require to keep your hippo-with-a-thousand-tapeworms physique? Point is: Just shut the fvck up. No one gives a rat's ass about you. No one ever will. So maybe you should take a long look in the mirror (if you can get off your ass long enough to find one) and try to fix your shjt attitude. Maybe then you won't have to try to insult people to feel special.
@Vanilla Ranger, Hahaha wow. You said my insults were not offensive. I contribute more to society than landscaping. Dude you put shjt on the ground for a living and you think you are better than me? All of your "insults" are the same insults everyone on the internet throws at people who have differing opinions. "I must be fat" "there is something going wrong with my life" "I contribute nothing to society". Oh of course you had to threaten me with beating me black and blue (good luck pal). Have you ever thought that maybe my life is going pretty good? Because it is. Im not displacing my anger or bitterness. No I just genuinely hate people like you. You are worse than a cockroach. I wouldnt lose any bit of sleep if your "community" all died overnight. On and there are no doctors, lawyers, etc. There are lying 14 year old desperate for attention. just like you. So watch your fvcking mouth when talking to me.
@Butthurt Commenter, ... You seriously just up and started a debate on an eight month old comment?
If you don't like people regarding this as a community, then congratulations, you have an opinion. There's no use in harassing someone and telling them to kill themselves just because they, like me and many others, regard this app as a community. The only jurisdiction you have is whether or not you're a part of said community. Might I add, being a part of things is by no means mandatory. If you truly think your sole word is going to change everyone else's perceptions, honestly, I'd have to label you an idiot. You're doing the equivalent of running into a book club meeting shrieking "THIS IS A LIBRARY YOU ARE LAME FOR TALKING AND ENJOYING BOOKS TOGETHER." We aren't hurting you by regarding this as a community, so how about you go off and stop wasting your "pretty good" life thrashing around about such a laughable detail?
@That Strider Kid, who the fvck was talking to you? Last time I checked I wasn't having a conversation with you. Are you trying to start an argument? Because if so you are a hypocrite. You think your sole word is going to change me? No it's not. So again you are a hypocrite. Your book club metaphor is not the same as what is going on here. I didn't run into a book club meeting. The book club meeting is in a public place for ALL to join and voice their opinions and I'm voicing mine. So shut up kid. And in the off chance that you are vanilla ranger in a different account that's just sad man. Also Wtf does it being a 7 month old comment have anything to do with anything? The comment is still relevant. His opinion didn't change. You are just wasting your own time and making yourself look a fool.
@Butthurt Commenter, No, actually, I'm not looking for an argument. I'm looking for a discussion. Do you understand that there's a difference between voicing an opinion and attacking someone?
@That Strider Kid, wow what a change in attitude. I'm pretty sure a "discussion" doesn't involve insulting the other person which is exactly what you were trying to do. It must suck having to backtrack because you realized you said something idiotic.
@Butthurt Commenter, I don't have to like you to have a dialogue. Also, you didn't answer my question.
@That Strider Kid, so you are telling me a normal discussion between two people involves intentionally trying to insult the other person? That's a normal discussion? What exactly are you trying to do? I'm curious as to what your discussion or questions are going to achieve. Because I'm pretty sure you're being a hypocrite again. Your sole word is not going to change what I think about you or your stupid "community". So please elaborate on the goal of your discussion.
@Butthurt Commenter, All right then. So what were you yourself looking for when you first replied to Vanilla Ranger?
@That Strider Kid, that's all you have to say? Can't say I'd blame you. You kind of boxed yourself so it's best to say nothing at all.
@Butthurt Commenter, That's two questions you haven't answered now.
@That Strider Kid, two and a half, really. He/she/it made implications that whatever they do is vastly superior to what I do (which is actually not putting stuff in the ground. Landscaper. Not gardener.), yet they never actually said what they did. Funny how that works out.
@Butthurt Commenter, and as for you... Considering the fact that I dig out trails, uproot trees, and (like right now) carry 80 lb bags of mulch uphill for a few miles to mulch trees we can't get the trucks to... I'd say that beating you black and blue will be no trouble at all. I can fvck up your delicate skin as easy as knocking over a shovel. So maybe you should watch YOUR fvcking mouth. If you start talking shjt about blue collars irl you will have several burly dudes ready to beat your ass.
@Vanilla Ranger, Mm. I'm starting to think they're simply being cantankerous for the sake of it. I'm awfully sorry you had to have the misfortune of them "voicing an opinion" at you.
@That Strider Kid, are you kidding? This is great. I love watching people like this dig their graves deeper and deeper. It really is quite beautiful. What U never counted on was having someone come to my aid. Thank you for reaffirming my love of this community. You rock.
@Vanilla Ranger, It'd kill me not to step in, man. It's my pleasure, really. Seeing how people like this tick is really rewarding.
Also, due to a couple house moving projects my mother is doing right now, I can absolutely say that landscapers are gods literally fvcking with the forces of nature and should not be reckoned with.
@That Strider Kid, Yeah. Best part is the diversity of the jobs. Now that I'm done mulching, I am using a pickaxe and a sharpshooter shovel (the long flatish bladed shovels.) because the spade is in use elsewhere. I feel like a dwarf with my big ol' pickaxe. Best job ever.
@Vanilla Ranger, Aw man, I've only gotten to use a pickaxe once (a tiny one for pulling up bricks). Most satisfying tool ever.
@That Strider Kid, Yes. Just... Yes. It is the tool that gives you the most manly feeling ever.
"Hey, Chuck! Nice pickaxe!"
*Chuck flexes subtly*
"Yeah. I know."
"So what are you doing after this?"
"Well, Bill, I am probably gonna go knock down trees with my bare fists while barbecuing with bears."
@Vanilla Ranger, When you use a pickaxe, you don't even need to. When you use a pickaxe, you're so manly you could just rip things up by the mile with your bare hands. Let's face it, the pickaxe is only being used as a safety precaution.
@That Strider Kid, and you have yet to answer my questions. Such as what the goal of your discussion was.
@Vanilla Ranger, stfu. I'm in the military. Bring it bitch. You think some stupid landscaper is gonna terrify me?
@Butthurt Commenter, Well, here's thing... While I have nothibg but respect for those who protect this country, that really doesn't mean shjt. Even if you ARE being honest, most of army training is being able to adequately use your specified weapon. Navy is the sane but is also seafaring depending on your specific job. Airforce is learning to pilot jets or how ti fix them. Or how to shoot. Marines is how to SPECIALIZE in your weapon or set of weapons. It also has quite a few fitness requirements. Seals is some fvcking hard shjt. My point to this is, you are 60% likely to be army. Also, judging from your come-at-me gung-ho look-at-me-I-think-I-am-hot-shjt attitude, you are very likely a very green recruit with 0 combat experience. In fact you are probably one of those dumb fvcks who joined to shoot people and feel badass. Or you may just be talking out your ass.
@Vanilla Ranger, you're right. I've been trained to use a weapon. Which is exactly what I would use to gun you down in the street like the dog you are. So come beat me black and blue. You are the one with the gung-ho attitude. You threatened me a couple of times. Now either make good on that threat or shut your mouth. Don't try to act tough because you're a "big bad landscaper". Since you contribute soooo much to society. Who knows where we would be without people like you to put cow shjt on the ground.
@Butthurt Commenter, Why the hell would you assume fresh meat like you can even land a shot on me? I live on a farm with a Vietnam vet. I have been using guns as long as I have been reading books, pal. Won't be too hard to gun you down first. And by the way? I never actually threatened you. I said I could and/or should beat your ass. And yes. I do contribute to society. While you play soldier and pretend to be hot shjt with a gun you barely know how to use, I'm the guy making sure trees don't strangle your plumbing with their roots. I make sure the bridges you cross on trails are secure.
@Vanilla Ranger, play soldier? I'm glad you think being in the military is a joke. I'm not fresh meat. You are assuming. I know I would gun you down first because you are coming to beat me black and blue not shoot me. Kind of easy to shoot you when you are trying to act tough with your fists. You're stupid landscaping job is not important. Stop trying to hype it up. It's pathetic like the rest of you. Go to school and get a real job.
@Butthurt Commenter, Well, not everyone can afford college. I am currently in on scholarship. I do landscaping to save up for an apartment. I am also a programmer. I pay my rent and I enjoy my work. And I never said the military was a joke. Don't fvcking twist my words. I am saying YOU are a joke. Ihave grown up with vets and those who currently serve. Many of them had your attitude before and during the early stages. None had it afterward. That suggests that you are either a liar or very, very green. So please get off your high horse.
@Vanilla Ranger, pretty sure you said I was playing soldier, right? That means you think I'm do for a living is a game. And that means everyone else who does it is playing soldier as well. So no I'm not twisting your words. And I don't care if you are poor. So don't give me your sob story of why you are stuck in a shjtty landscaping job.
@Butthurt Commenter, Again. I never said your job was a joke. You. You the PERSON. You are a joke. Your high and mighty attitude is completely against what our armed forces stand for. I will gladly repeat I have utter respect for your job. But I have none for you. Also, I am not poor. I am not wealthy, but I am not poor. I am not giving a sob story, and my job isn't shjtty. It is tough and very rewarding. And you ARE playing soldier. You may or may not truly be in the military, but your attitude is nothing that says soldier. It mainly screams rich kid. You have the attitude of a wealthy silver spoonfed preteen. Yet you say you serve in the armed forces. You are not a soldier. You are a child playing dress-up.
@Butthurt Commenter, Oh, I think my goal has been wholly fulfulled as is. You've inadvertently answered my questions anyway. Let me voice my own opinion: You've done wrong by an innocent person who was only expressing how grateful he was for this community. You told a stranger, one who had by the way not done you any harm whatsoever, to kill themselves. Why? Because they simply asked you why you were mad at them. I wondered if you may have a scrap of rationality large enough to see how horrid that is, but no. I can now tell you're just as malicious as the average CoD preteen, regardless of who or what you actually are.
Do you believe that you're in the right for this behavior? Do you gain anything from this besides looking like an unsupervised child?
I don't even want you to answer my questions anymore. I know you'll answer them wrong, anyway. It was a fun conversation nonetheless.
*Walks in and sees oreos* DESIRE TO CLEAN RISING!!
@NightShift Janitor, I have dogs so the idea of leaving a pack of oreos on the floor freaks me out
He also mysteriously died today.
*leans in* "why are we whispering?"
WAIT THE DOG!!!!!
Was that not what you asked for?
@Vanilla Ranger, how am I acting high and mighty? You wanted to know what I did for a living. I told you. You threatened me. I threatened you back. You are the one being high and mighty. You keep talking about how important your job is saying you contribute more than me. Good for you I'm sure shoveling shjt onto the ground is so rewarding. You said I was playing soldier and that I'm a fat piece of shjt who contributes nothing. And anytime I tell you anything different you say I'm being high and mighty. You are the one being high and mighty. Go fvck yourself buddy. You are exactly the type of person I expected you to be. A goddamn idiot.