Disney might as well just co-own my bank account because most of my money will be going to them this summer
Well, I mean, a "big-strong-man" sort of did solve most of their problems. At least, the princesses that were the longer did. Cinderella managed to break out of the room, that's true, but she would still be an abused servant if not for the Prince looking all over for her, Snow White was saved by the dwarves taking her in and the Prince's kiss, and I can't really think of anything else. My argument doesn't really apply to the rest as they solved their own problems with little aid from a strong male. More power to em. I guess what I'm trying to say is... WHERE THE FVCK ARE LEIAH AND PADME!?!?!?!?!
@Agent New Mexico, I I think it was more to point out that they only solved SOME of the problems, and that they still have some.
@Agent New Mexico, the only ones that really needed saving was Snow White and Aurora (and Phillip couldn't even save her without the fairy godmother intervention). Belle chose to take her father's place and refused to talk to the Beast until he respected her AND saved him from dying. Pocahontas saved John Smith from her tribe due the misunderstanding. Tiana saved herself and Nazeem by realizing she didn't need to push herself so hard and admit her feelings for him were genuine. Jasmine outright stated she was not a prize to won and liked Aladdin because he saw her as her, not mention he saved everyone and not just her because Jafar was a despot. True Flynn saved Rapunzel by cutting her hair so she get away from Gothel, but only because she was willing to sacrifice her freedom. Cinderella didnt even care about the prince initially, she just wanted to go to the ball and have fun! Ariel only fell in love with Eric after she continuely stated she wanted to explore the human world.
@ptitty1231, muthafvckin Mulan saved CHINA and her honor! Brave by her own admission of apologizing to her mother for her pride saved her family! Elsa and Anna saved each other due to sisterly love!!! My god the only "Princess" that needed a man to save her was Vanellope because she can't help herself to do anything on her own! And in Ralph's own movie no less!
@ptitty1231, Exactly. Which is why I stopped after Snow White and Cinderella. Halfway through me compiling the list, I realized that all except, like, three, solved their own problems. Which is pretty cool, if I might add. But that still doesn't excuse the absence of Leiah and Padme.
@ptitty1231, Although I'm happy that Mulan is in there. Hands down one of my favorite Disney Princesses. She's the GOAT.
@Agent New Mexico, Leah and Padme are not apart of the official Disney Princess Lineup. Only those who are apart of it appear in the movie. Notice, Megara, Kida, Jane, and a bunch of other animated Disney gals weren't in the clip.
@Agent New Mexico, dead
@ptitty1231, you = an intellectual
The movie looks interesting, but I'm disappointed at Disney for being super narcissistic and pretty much saying their site was the only awesome one on the internet.
@Angry Beaver, I'm disappointed that, based on the trailers, most of Ralph's jokes are "lol old people don't get it" jokes. Those were my least favorite parts of the original.
@Angry Beaver, you mean it wasn’t??
Cute, more "self-awareness." I wonder if it'll be like Moana's self-awareness, where it'll have characters embody a cliche unironically in one scene ("You're Welcome"), then criticize it the next ("if you start singing, I'm gonna throw up").
@SimonPetrikov, their "self-awareness" isnt self-aware at all. It comes off as cheap gender studies propaganda and making each princess a bimbo except for Vanellope, probably due to Silverman's pushing
@ptitty1231, Disney execs: See? We mentioned how our princess line can be seen as less empowering that were usually play it off as. Sexism is over! You're welcome.
Cinderella about the prison shank a bitch
@Muffin Jizz, good. Vanellope sucks
the first Wreck-It-Ralph was cute and overall a great movie. this one is going to suck ass
Um... Vanellope, a big strong man DID solve your problems. He helped get you a car, made a track for you practice driving, got you a spot in the race, and even killed all the CyBugs in a heart-wrenching noble sacrifice moment. Without him, you'd still be homeless and despised. You did literally NOTHING to help yourself, so sit down and shut the f*ck up.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, that's Sarah Silverman for ya. Some dude helps you out and once you're famous enough it was really me the entire time, he just took the credit!
In your own words Sarah: "You're being RIDICULOUS"
Wreck It Ralph 2 is the Emoji Movie. Fight me.
@empress, why fight against something that is most likely the truth?
Pocahontis isnt a princess
Pocahontas’ hair flows with the colors of the wind.