There's also a chance of sharks with lasers attached to their head
@A pet named Steve, *frikkin head
@A pet named Steve, the nerd in me wants to say that if the infinite multiverse theory is correct, there is in fact a universe out there somewhere where sharks have lasers attached to their frikkin heads
@Taquito Speedo, needs one more frikkin still
@A pet named Steve, I believe that every animal deserves a warm meal
Going outside today raises your chances of having sex with Scarlett johannson.
Still very tiny, but there is a chance
@Kangaroo Jacked, GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME *runs outside and gets hit by car*
@No Sjit, Aw, bad luck dude, 'cause I ran outside and caught a glimpse of her before getting hit by a car.
Everything in life is a fifty fifty chance. It happens or it doesn't.
Can't relate. Live in northern Ontario. We never get the chance to go to the beach unless it's covered in ice or snow