Get your shjt together @Good Guy Satan.
By the way everyone- the title is mildly wrong. This did in fact happen in the 70s. (I think). You can find the clip online
@Midnite St0rm, actually pretty sweet clip too immediately calls his fiancé and tells her they can get a house together after he used to live in a “caravan”.
@Midnite St0rm, Look he won the lottery what else more do you want from me?!
@Runnin with scissors, that amount of money isn’t even close to being able to buy a house in Australia
@Lisa Ann, but maybe he already has a home! Maybe he can pay off his debts with that dough
@Lisa Ann, put a down payment on some shack in the outback maybe idk there are cheap places in Australia too just not near the coasts or cities apparently in Hobart the average price of a house is 360k which is easily doable with 250k after taxes in terms of low rate down payments and that’s in a city. I don’t know a lot about Australia but I do know it’s big enough that you can find affordable housing.
So, he splits, realizes this place IS a simulation, and comes back with hack capabilities!
I think he had some kind of heart attack, when he won the lottery he called his wife and said "honey I think I just had another heart attack". Where did I obtain this information? Well the oh so trustable internet of course!
The news should never ask people to reenact stuff unless they explicitly state it's a reenactment on the broadcast. It's unethical
Satan can't just dial heaven, he has to wait on hold for an eternity first...
@Sivl, well he did Skype God while he was talking with Alucard so they can communicate.