When I was living in Massachusetts, there was a cemetery across from the bus stop I took to school. I'd walk there some afternoons, it was very peaceful.
@SimonPetrikov, how do you take a cemetery to school?
@TheMediocreHulk, With a lot of patience
@SimonPetrikov, I'm glad your experience was peaceful. I can't say the same. My first seven years of life were spent living across a two lane road from the village cemetery. Most of the graves were children from the 19th and early 20th century who died from now easily preventable diseases. A lot of our experiences in the home were, looking back, a lot more like child-like pranks meant to scare us but just pissed off the many babysitters we went through.
when we moved to the other side of our area in a newly built home, my first night in my room was super cold in the middle of summer and something pushed all my books off of my dresser. I think the kids were mad we left.
@LyricTerror, Did you at least leave them a letter?
@SimonPetrikov, that didn't occur to me as a child so, no. But I did make a stop over there this summer with our daughter to show her the graves and how I grew up. Then I said my final goodbyes and sorry I didn't say it before, being a kid and all. I do remember being very angry about moving.
That house is always for sale every few years. There can't be a coincidence.
Also, the fun irony is, between the cemetery is a road, and there's a "dead end" sign on it.
@SimonPetrikov, I love getting asked the craziest place I’ve done it. I always just quickly shout: graveyard blowjob!! And suddenly everyone wants to leave.
@LyricTerror, oh man, I just read your comments after posting mine, and just so you know I did not use that specific graveyard!
@Child Slapper, lol all good. Because it was a cemetery.
Graveyards are next to churches. Cemeteries are not.
@LyricTerror, oh….. well then it was a cemetery blowjob 🥶
@LyricTerror, just checked, apparently is was a graveyard. I think that church is haunted now, though….
@Child Slapper, haunted by the memories of your blowjob?
@LyricTerror, that’s exactly right
@LyricTerror, Oh my god a Dead End sign? You lived in a children's horror book
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Just remember to feed your glob monsters gold. That’s alls that I’m saying.
It'll give them IBS, or irritable bone syndrome