I used to be an adult film star. Today I got fired at my new job as a gas station attendant. My boss said it is dangerous to pull the nozzle out and spray gas all over the customers car when finished.
She gets pregnant anyways.
And if you don't pull out in time just yell Jenga!
@Assassinator2399, I've done this before and it works. Trust me I'm from the internet.
Balls deep in sheep
@The Real threefidddy, That's my favorite movie
Congratulations on making her pregnant!
I post old jokes on FunnyPics so she knows I'm super original.
Is it just me or is that guy staring a little too intensely at her hand?