I thought it was in a microwave. Got excited for nothing
@ToadsWetSocket, Door is closed and a hand presses ‘Popcorn’.
How long does it take for a baby to explode in a microwave??
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate
@Abusive Breasts, I don't what pissed off my wife more. The fact that she caught me having sex with our daughter, or that the abortion doctor gave me the fetus.
@ToadsWetSocket, thank Jesus I wasn't the only one...
Ohmygoditssocuteandfluffyijustwannapickitupandpetitandtellitiloveitandboopitonthenose, I mean uh.... *ahem* Yeah... it's kinda cute I guess
Pupper looks guilty but whatever it is I forgive her
@Luna 5, What if I told you she's responsible for the Apple Security spam ads?
@Luna 5, probably guilty of mass murder. Killing everyone she sees with cuteness.
Alright, your man cards, hand them in, NOW.
Eyes so big it's like it came from an anime
@Sexy Homunculus, I'd call it Chibi. Or Alexander. Or Keane.
For a millisecond I thought it was sitting under one of those hydraulic presses.
@SurgeonSean, better than a boot
This makes me happy :)
Raise pupper to be a good boy. Man card earned.
That's how they getcha... Chihuahuas pull the same trick!
Aaaawe it's retarded!
At first glance It looks like he’s in a microwave and I am not ok with this.
So cute. At least give it one pet before you club it to death.
Whatever the dog wants...give it to him.
@Jeffyg3, what that dog really, really wants is the everlasting reign of the fourth reich.
All of a sudden a boot comes down