The heart of a beast
I wish I could summon puppies with my beard
@a shiny haunter, it's because it is not majestic enough. Give it some time and you will find the power to conjure many things with your facial hair.
@a shiny haunter, All i can do is summom a snake with my pubes
@Slayer9200, Kind of like Chuck Norris and the fist in his beard?
@a shiny haunter, and by puppies you mean boobs right
@Si402, dang, that would be an amazing power too. However, I i can summon puppies, those could be used to summon boobs
I want a beard doggo, but I fear my beard is not glorious enough.
How can I focus on the pupper when I'm lost in his beautiful eye?
Hagred isn't supposed to do magic. Still better than a pig tail on a fat oaf.
Forget the dog, that beard is magnificent
I'm surprised it didn't have beard hair on it
Does anyone know the character limit for descriptions?
HA. @Spacejams just blocked me from rating and commenting on his soft core porn pics. Way to go dude, sorry I'm not some dog that needs women in as many aspect of media as possible.