Guy's I'm pissed!!! 😡. Today I was attacked as I was exiting my car in my driveway. I expect that in the street, but those motherfvckers didn't even have the decency to respect me in my property. I did what I could and fought back but there was too many of them and they were all over me, getting me in my face, neck, arms, legs. I finally got inside my house and a few of those fvckers had the audacity to come inside too. My mom witnessed this and held them off for a bit. I was pissed, I armed myself and got ready to kill a few of those bastards. They came for me again, but I was ready. I sprayed those fools and killed them all. Damn mosquitos, I can't stand them
@D0N RAM0N, due to the length and my experience with you a commenter I was expecting tree-fiddy
@D0N RAM0N, I was expecting it to be talking about your children... I was surprised at the mom part
@D0N RAM0N, as a fellow Texan, I feel your pain.
@D0N RAM0N, summers here would be a helluva lot better without those ignorant fvcks. I say we build a damn wall to keep them all out
@D0N RAM0N, #bestcomments
@D0N RAM0N, I read this instead of the picture
@D0N RAM0N, I was expecting a racist comment. Guess we can't always have what we want ;(
@D0N RAM0N, when you have the choice to murder a mosquito, always choose murder. Good job.
@Captain Penis, i aint givin you no tree-fiddy
@D0N RAM0N, oh for fvck sake
Some men just want to see the world burn but in this case be attacked by seagulls
I tossed the fish and chips into the open train.. The flock of seagulls followed and then... I ran.. I ran so far away.. I just ran.. I ran all night and day..
@Cobaltqube, ... couldn't get away
Some people just want to watch the world burn. And then there's people like this that gives hope for humanity and dispatching boredom lol
FRANGA! good ole frankston line
@XOTWOD, bloody frankganistan
@XOTWOD, mate... you got a durry?
New life goals realized
Some me just wanna see the world burn
That's more reading than I've done in the last year combined
Nope too many words
your funnypics word of the day is: eking
I literally died
It was a hoax told 25 years ago :(
@yoMami, im about to make this hoax a reality
I'm actually quite scared of birds and this would terrify me.
*Law and order theme*
I mean it's not that bad, it could of been a bomb
Whoa calm down there satan
@Bigm222, Uh, it's Saitine.