There has never been a more necessary top hat
@Tiny Tina, now if only that hat were on fire.....and everything under the hat
I don't know what drugs this guy is on but I want all of them
@jam2beat, liquid testosterone
*blows rape whistle
Oh how the tables have turned, next time I see a spider I'm poking its butt
Ha right. Like the spider totally didn't jump at your face and lay eggs in your spleen...
Nope-ing with class.
Today I learnt: spiders are scary, tophats nullify this.
He may think it's funny now, but he won't find it so amusing when he finds that hellish demon in his bed
Why is not it on fire yet?
@OutOfGoodNames, jet fuel can't melt steel balls
Did anyone else just shjt themselves
And this little piggy noped all the way home
Burn your finger off
He'll be back, and in greater numbers.
I must ride my steed.
Spider is all like "goodness I left the stove on!"