You gotta be pretty flexible to make that happen in an airplane lavatory.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Or you need someone strong enough to hold you up.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle,
@seeUpee, I don't fly often. Im more of a take my boat to the Bahamas. But I just visited New York recently, flew Southwest and had to use the restroom. That thing was so small, I had to tuck my knees up, with my feet off the floor just to sit and shjt. So unless you got a midget in your carry-on, good luck comrade.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, you need to book a bigger flight. Looks like I’m going to be going to Argentina on vacation in December. Bigger plane= bigger bathrooms! Most of them even have a window to see the ground coming hard to your death as you are taking a pee. Will get my gf on board with this! Been going out with her for 11 months now and by then I think I might have found the one... wanted to do one last test and I think you just gave me an awesome one.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, maybe stand on the toilet while yo girl stands behind you?
@ TouchMyCatEars, I don't know many women that would be down for that. Actually I can only think of 2. This freak girl I used to have like a fvck buddy relationship with and you (probably).
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, CatEars would be too shy
@seeUpee, I think you think she's all talk cause it's the internet. I'm trying to meet her to see for myself. I want to believe she is some sex deprived insane hot freak in the sheets
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Ahahaha I was actually trying to see if we could hit her buttons and have her speak out... I like that you defend your fellow Floridian!
@ TouchMyCatEars, what is your ethnicity? Can you put us out of our misery?
@seeUpee, my ethnicity is half Mexican, half white. I thought y'all knew.
and yes, i will end you all.
@ TouchMyCatEars, awwww shlt! That solves our debate ahahahahah... you have a little Latina in you but white too... nice!!! Uncle is going to jizz now...You picked up any Spanish?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
@seeUpee, very very little. My dad was around while I was growing up but not often and he never tried to teach me any Spanish. Oh wells.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I didn't know you where part Mexican, that is one of the types of girls I have a weakness for, that and redheads
@seeUpee, I saw the notification for your comment but it got cleared when I cleared other notifications like "your ankle monitor being picked up within 1000 ft of school"
But yes, I am salivating picturing this woman
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, interesting notification you getting... not going to ask any further
When she notices your amulet of Mara