Is Sith my real life?
Is a Jedi still in me?
The Emperor I abide,
No place from his wrath to flee.
But those rebel spies,
The girl, droids and 2 guys and Chewyyyyy.
I was a poor boy, now rule the Galaxy,
And those rebel scum, are my foes,
See how red my lightsaber glows.
But at least I got revenge on Obi-Wan Kenobiiiiii,
@I shjt you not, answer to second line: no, he pulled out.
@I shjt you not, I love this. You are amazing.
@I shjt you not, Mamaaaaaaaa just killed a maaaaaaan
Point my fingers at his neck
Chokes until he's in a wreck
@Personal Jesus, thanks. Took me a while to come up with rhymes and syllable counts.
@I shjt you not, so worth it tho that was great
@I shjt you not, not trying to be a d!ck but your syllable counts are off
@The Puppet Man, on some lines, I know. Thanks though
@I shjt you not, I'm sure it took a fair amount of effort tho so kudos to you anyway
"Don't stop me now. I'm having such a good time, I'm ridin' on Darth!"
@Fox Skirata, dont stop me now if you wanna have a good time meet me on hoth!!
Unpopular viewpoint, I never cared for Freddy Mercury at all
@Marky Mark Wahlberg, opinions but it's yours and doesn't affect mine even if they differ
@Rattlehead Vision, great response
@Rattlehead Vision, very respectable response
You don't know me
And here I thought he didn't like Star Wars.
Calling all record collecters, this black Friday queen will be releasing a limited re-pressing of the Bohemian Rhapsody single. Check with your local record shops if they will have it.
You may be cool, but you'll never be "I remember the first time this was posted cool."
@Batistas Bomb, Argh! I uploaded this a few days ago and it looked accepted, but obviously it was doing the rounds because Swiggity uploaded too, so mine ended up rejected. But at least I didn't repost something ^_^
@Handless Juggler , Word. Im not bashing or anything, this is definetly a dope repost. (Pardon my ebonics.)
But...but...he doesn't like star wars.
Jokes on them, I'm not cool at all