Cropped the annoying comments out because OP doesn't know how to crop I guess...
Holy water has silver in it. Mirrors used to be made with silver back linings. Silver was deemed to be the purest metal. It was the purity that reapled the corrupted image of the vampire with mirrors. It was the purity that ate away at the imperfect flesh with the water. And it was the sign of pure love that the crucifix represents. These all harm and repeal the vampire because there are being of pride and lust. The creature that revels in depravity and consuming any victim that let's it in. He is a beast that hunts man, a predator that convinces with a glance, and a monster that uses you, only for you to join him in his hunt.
Worst above all else, mirrors no longer contain silver. Holy water is only purchasable on rare occasions though the church. And jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself, vampires did. The world government has slowly ripped apart our defenses to leave us as their chattel.
Sweet dreams sheeple, while you can. (satire)
@That one lurker, aaaaaaaaaaaaah you got me! You bastard! Right before my coffee too!
@That one lurker, what's kinda cool about that is micro silver is very good at killing living things. So if you kept water in a silver jug it most likely would stay "clean" water longer.
@lilwhiteboyz, although idk if it would be harmful to drink water soaking up silver
@lilwhiteboyz, "it is only if you're a vampire."
- the Spanish inquisition.
@That one lurker, funny... but annoying because of factually wrong bits... but funny
@lilwhiteboyz, colloidal silver is safe to drink... kind of. It won't poison you. But if you drink too much, you'll turn blue. Funny and true.
I didn’t notice the little part at the bottom and red the paragraph like three times trying to figure out the joke
Ahh I see what they did there
If I recall correctly, Mozambique actually has a vampire doctor problem. Or at least they did a few years ago.
This text is so old. I doubt most people even know the song. The comments are way funnier
@TheMightyImp, everyone knows the song dude.
@JoJoS, not everyone. Universal affirmatives and all that....