Hmm, Jehovah's Witnesses... Nope, doesn't ring a bell. *bah dum tss*
I myself am a Jehovah's Witnesses, and I gotta say this made me laugh harder than I would like to admit
@Carl Jenkins , aren't you admitting it right now?
@TheGoodKingJeffrey, How exactly am I admitting it, I just laughed at a joke I thought was funny, I will reassure you that people ringing our bells has nothing to do with it.
@Carl Jenkins if I'm atheist does that bother you? Will you find my address?
@hurt urself pooping, Heck yeah, I'm going to look you up and baptize you:)
@Carl Jenkins , shizzle!!
@Carl Jenkins , what hall do you go to?
@Starbomb, East Grand Rapids, REPRESENT
@Carl Jenkins , awesome. I'm from south ridge in Oregon city, OR. jw respect, man
Muslims started celebrating Halloween now, and since then business is booming.
Now that i have your attention it's INFORMATION TIME!
I'm not a Witness myself, but I have a best friend who is one. It's not that they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door, it's because they don't celebrate any form of holidays due to what Jesus said at the last supper. So they aren't trying being hypocrites, but following what their religion says to do. *rainbow with the star* The More You Know.
*rainbow appears* Irony.
@GWB, bot necessarily, the main reason why Jehovahs don't celebrate halloween is because they dont want random 30 year women in a slutty outfit asking for candy. And because its a sinful day. People say christians created halloween but christians are pure with god. Not the dead or satan for that matter
@Skrub, You must be real fun at parties.
@Skrub, implying it's unchristian to skellebrate Halloween.
@Skrub, By the way, midnight on Hallowe'en, aka All Hallows Eve is the time when the veil between the land of the living and the realm of the dead is at its thinnest. It makes it easier for spirits to rise up and attempt to possess us. If you believe in that sort of thing anyway. The reason why people dress up/disguise themselves is so that they can hide in plain sight from these spirits.
@Skrub, what year did you graduate from Buzzkill University?
YOU HAVE UNO YOU FVCKING D1CK
Does anyone anyone know what this movie this is or this like a weird photoshoot
For Halloween, I'll dress up as a Jehovah's Wittness and ask people if they would like to talk about our lord and savior trick-or-treat
But that's none of my business.
"We don't celebrate birthdays or Halloween and we don't drink but,it helps."
28 August 2014 #28August2014
Will Ferrell never said this.