Put my grandma on speed dial. Call that Instagram
Drink all night and not go to class. Call that college.
@erotic engineer, may the finals be in your favor
@erotic engineer, I can confirm this
Hit Dora with a pan call her Pandora.
@ Frosted Nipple, put my ex in a box call it Xbox
@ Frosted Nipple, well.... There is a blue monkey...
@ Frosted Nipple, put a frosted nipple on the IceMan. Call that.... Well actually that one sounds pretty logical
Make a call in jail. Call that cell phone.
She spill a drink on her chest, call 'em watermelons.
@BattleButtJill, putting cheese on my teeth call it grilled cheese
You call it fappe, I call Tuesday.
Eating jelly while call it traffic jam... on retoast
Being unfunny, call that debearus.....wait what?
A slut in a time traveling car, call that a dewhorian.
View a repost on funny pics, call the White House and thank Obama
Tape a picture of a rooster to a brick, call it cock block.
Fappucino would have worked better for the Starbucks picture, seeing as the drinks are called frappaci
@Invisible Mans Wifey, DAMMIT I PRESSED SEND. Hrmpf. Frappes = McDonalds; Frappuccinos = Starbucks
GAS POWERED STICK
Put some butter on that picture, call it retoast
I was going to make a joke about him and then it got to the end
Watching my girl at the beach, call that baewatch
I think you will find you are mistaken. This is Carl the Skydivers post
How would you get HIV from an alligator
@Theevilchao, by doing things that are illegal in many places.
,'cmq@Theevilchao, alligator blood is physically unable to get HIV or AIDS. There is research into how we can use an alligator's immune response in AIDS patients now
Trip in the street, call it a road trip.
Who farts on a flower?
Repost a picture call that repost
@Frosted Nipple LOL
I knew it!
6 May 2014 #6May2014
Put my Grandma on speed dial call that Instagram
I can totally get behind pushing Tyra Banks down a hill
Cut Futanari's d*ck in half. Call that medium rare.