Thanks dad. Also sorry that I'm marrying mom
@thesamfactory, it's been 20 years, you can have that bitch
@thesamfactory, hold your horses Oedipus
@SurgeonSean, His penis is named Horses.
I was expected him to say "hi sorry I'm dad"
Was this by chance written by a third grader who doesn't speak English as a first language?
How most father & son talks go
"What I have done?"
@Fat cow, This is Facebook cancer.
I was just waiting for that dad joke that never came
Please say sorry for this grammar
Awful grammar, super obvious punch line and a super pointless like emoji. All in all I prefer reposts over these posts
Canada is ready
Most of you have no clue how accurate this is
Don't get married, big mistake
You first say sorry,