I was waiting for a ‘i just made this up’ at the end but it was right at the start the whole time. 10/10 I feel dumb
@TheBigJ, heckin rip my comment is pointless now lol
@Thatbright, rule #1 always read the whole thing before commenting
This is great and all, but the watermark at the bottom instantly takes away any chance of this being a good meme
@BRAZZERS, just crop it out. Problem solved
@Thane of Deez, you can’t just crop the picture out now, and post it. It would be a repost! Which is worse
@BRAZZERS, fvck ifunny, amirite or amirite? chose your answer wisely, the life of your future children depends on it
@lilylilylilylily, I mean, I'd rather not fvck iFunny. The kids we'd have would probably be half brain dead
@BRAZZERS, you’re so right, if they take after ifunny then they’d be incels with tiny penises that hate women and and put guns up their butts as a political statement
I got skeptical at the explosion part but wasn’t deterred. The zombies felt a little over the top but the fvcked up part is that it only sounded a LITTLE over the top.
@VibratingButtChomper, u get an upvote for the username
This is also greatly simplified. It would depend on the heat transfer rate between the material and the water, as well as if the water is still or not. It would most certainly not boil "as soon as the sun touched it" because then you would need heat protection just to touch it outside of a pool. Water is awful at transferring heat so it most likely would be warmer by a few degrees and would need to be constantly ran, but if you had the money to coat your pool in vantablack you probably have the money to maintain it like that
edit: the poster made the fact up rip me
ventablack gets a bit hot. it doesnt make chlorine gas or whateverthfvuck he said. the water would be luke-warm a lot. Kinda gross feeling if you prefer cold water.
source: my grandfathers beachhome has a pool with very black and dark blue tiles (not ventablack)
I really wanted to believe half of that was true
That is the best written b411shiit I have ever read.
Quite entertaining. Lol
I was WAY too high reading this and it took me until the 50 city blocks to start doubting it