When you go from Paradise Lost to the Communist Manifesto in less than two texts
@Good Guy Satan, *slow clap*
@Kliment Voroshilov, I appreciate that
He must be fun at parties
Now let’s smash
I hate it when people try to sound smart by using big words
Hit her with that depressing reality, chicks really dig that. Trust me, I am a guy on the Internet
Life is really not a constant struggle. People just don't have realistic ways to achieve their dreams.
This sounds like the last pickup line I used. Yes, I'm very lonely.
I hope you're religious, because you're the answer to my prayers
Well? What did she say?