If you like black licorice, just drink Jagermeister like a real man.
@ThePandaPool , I once tried to fight a boys entire lacrosse team while drunk on jagermeister. And their parents.
@Leslie Knope 2020, and if you mixed it with monster, you woulda won.
@ThePandaPool , even if I lost the fight, I'd still think I won
@Leslie Knope 2020, sounds like a legend moment, what grade were you in when this happened?
@megamanx181x, I was 19, the team practiced in the empty lot next to my house.
@Leslie Knope 2020, talk of the neighborhood I bet
@Leslie Knope 2020, did you try and fist fight them or sexy time fight em ? This matters
@DrSin, fist 🤜🏼 I was very angry with them for some reason
@ThePandaPool , no, drink absinthe. I’d say it’s worse.
@Leslie Knope 2020, everyone has like one liquor or beer they can't drink anymore because of college. For like 95% of people it is Jager, for reasons like this one.
@bigpapazero20four, yup. Haven’t touched that crap since that day. Don’t need anyone catching these hands 😂
@ThePandaPool , or sambuca
@PunnyBaker, getting drunk on sambuca is always a bad idea. That stuff is just syrup.
@Leslie Knope 2020, you were drunk on their parents?
@I Are Lebo, ba dum tss 🥁
@Leslie Knope 2020, everyone has a " I once tried to fight _________ while drunk on jagermeister " story
You couldn't pay me to eat this shjt and I use my tongue to bathe myself! But that's like a reward for me anyway ..
@ TouchMyCatEars, *shakes bag of cat treats*
@TheGoogler, *attacks your face out of love*
FDA can shut its whore mouth
@SimonPetrikov, And focus on things that matter, like vaping...
I like black licorice, I have it in hard candy and gum form
@Elmato, Same, though, I prefer gum form.
Austin: "this coffee smells like shjt"
Basil: "it is shjt Austin"
Austin: "oh good, then its not just me"
It tastes like...
'Bout time fda pulls its weight around here...
We should start a Discord server