For all the reasons
I do not appreciate being attacked like this
Kill two birds with one stone
@megamanx181x, why are you killing birds? Why not just get 2 birds stoned with 1 bush?
I masturbate because I have covid
Or because you’re just bored or because u just went to scratch your nuts and u figured well since I’m already down there...
Now I’m sad. Where’s my lotion?
Well it all started with dippin my balls in some soysauce...
Jus bored actually
Horny? We're all gonna die!!
And that's why I put "multi-tasker" on my resumes.
And to help me fall asleep
Yes, and also because I'm tired and want to sleep
Because my fiancé has a high paying job and she can’t take a break because she has meetings?
ALL OF THESE REASONS AND MORE!