thought you guys might like this.
So I got super smashed the another night off nothing but jack and coke, 10 drinks in, I don’t remember what I did between 9pm and 3am but I got to my hotel room, so yeah this is gonna have to be something I try
This sounds so good that I’m going to get drunk in no time
@almightysamuel, and you'd know all about family members sucking on your toes, wouldn't you?
@almightysamuel, if you say so, man.
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Why add sugar if both orange juice and creamer are sweet? That seems like too much. I usually add fruit and extra alcohol as the fruit will absorb some.
@Veraseth, you add sugar and let it sit in a cool dark place for a few days for extra fermentation.
this seems like so much work just to dilute alcohol,,, i’ll just drink vodka straight thanks
Do it with real shine. Or Everclear if you don't know where to find/get some. Nix all but maybe ½ gallon of the OJ, cut the vodka completely. Take the Shine, let some oranges soak (read: dissolve) in it for a day, then mix the cream in while heating the mixture up lightly.
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There are 3-4 variants
This seems to dilute the alcohol too much. Is this something you need to drink a lot of before you catch a buzz?
@troubled panda, Let’s see
Alcohol content of vodka is usually 40%
Moonshine and everclear average 90%
32 ounces of moonshine or everclear would be 28.8 ounces alcohol.
8 ounces vodka would be 3.2 ounces alcohol
Total alcohol in concoction? 32 ounces. 4 cups.
28 ounces of dry ingredients, 232 ounces liquid ingredients. This is 260 ounces total.
The abv would be 12.3%
@Cloverleaf, a simple yes would have sufficed but I like your math. Have an upvote
@Cloverleaf, everclear 190 proof is 95% just thought I'd give you a more accurate number.
@daily joke, there are 90% variants too
@Cloverleaf, that's so weak, why do you Americans think you drink so hard when most of you get tipsy off alcopops?
@Luciferthefalln1, let me put it this way. That’s 12.3% for 260 ounces, just a little over 2 gallons of the stuff. There is enough sugar, French cream powder, and orange juice to absolutely mask the taste of the alcohol. This stuff is very likely to be one of those ‘you can slam so much down before you realize you’re drunk’ drinks. The mark to getting drunk here is less ‘how much alcohol per serving’ and more ‘how much is the average person able to drink before the buzz starts?’
@Cloverleaf, except you’re not figuring that both the dry coffee creamer and sugar will dissolve, reducing the volume they take up in the mixture. For example, add a cup of water to a cup of sugar, you don’t get 2 cups (16oz) you get like a cup and half, then if you dissolve it, the sugar takes up even less space in the water, further reducing the volume. So while I do agree you’d probably have to drink a lot more of this concoction than run of the mill moonshine to achieve the same effect, your alcohol by volume calculation isn’t accurate.
@homefriedchika04, which likely means there is a slightly higher content. So in truth weighing it as we add ingredients would be the better idea. However I am not in a position or desire to go out and get the ingredients to test this further. Remember mass is not created or destroyed, merely altered.
@Cloverleaf, @homefriedchika04, If you compare the volume of sugar and creamer to the amount of OJ, then it’s the same proportion as putting 2.5 tbsp of sugar and 1 tbsp powdered creamer into 12 fl oz of coffee, a negligible difference in volume. If you just look at the OJ, vodka, and moonshine, you can do a quick weighted average to find the ABV of the mixture: (0%x24 cups + 40%x1 cup + 95%x4 cups)/29 cups = about 14.5%. The exact value will be somewhere between my value and Cloverleaf’s.
@Luciferthefalln1, you do realize that's higher than wine and likely you are drinking by the solo cup which is 16oz and are by no means sipping. To be honest I wouldnt drink it but more for the calories I just go for straight hard alcohol or tonic with vodka or gin. What do you drink then? Cause to drink me under the table and this isnt a brag it's just unhealthy you will need to be able to drink most of a bottle of 160 proof absinthe or a full bottle of vodka. Might not be true today because I have been cutting back so i dont die but dont be throwing that shjt out here worry about yourself cause if you are drinking more than I can you should see a doctor.
@Cloverleaf, Some states limit to 75.5% abv, so everclear makes that variant too in order to sell there. Not really relevant, just thought I'd share.
@Luciferthefalln1, Sorry we're not all morbidly alcoholic.
@unknownjanitor, not an alcoholic, but the amount of posts I've seen by Americans talking about getting messed up with a 6 pack of bud light, or smernoff ice is stupid. I don't even drink and I could most likely out drink all those idiots