*Garbage man calls 911*
Operator:911 what seems to be the emergency?
Garbage man: Yeah there's like 5 Bodies wrapped in garage bags. I haven't touched them.
Operator: We are sending units now
-11 minutes 37 seconds later
*Intently staring out window at a dozen cop cars setting up a perimeter. Petting a small animal
Me: Perfect. Perfect. It's all going according to plan.
@GoldBurner, i like how you think!
Make them think you commuted murder, that'll show them
@Illuminati Secrets, or commit actual murder, that will show them
It's because you put aluminum with the plastics. Heathen!
I'm assuming "they" are in the bag not the line up of recyclables
@1227dotcom, joke-killing reverse plot twist: The lineup of recyclables is in the bag.
@Ajunta Pall, joke-killing-killing inverted-reverse plot-twist: "they" are the recyclables
@Ajunta Pall, you both got pretty technical. Daang
Do this every week for a few months so they start ignoring the real bodies
How to get arrested 101.
"They" were wrong. That's brilliant.