You could just create a whole site devoted to Red-isms
@Mark Twains ghost, there probably is one
@Mark Twains ghost, And we shall call it "Reditt".
Ummm... sir, There's bad news..
"Eric, what have I told you about playing Venom?"
Just don't add "I" before "funny"
This is the conversation my girlfriend and I have far too often.
@RustyHamburger, Well you can't be that unfunny if she's still staying with you
@TriangleTesticles, I'm just that good in the sack.