I realise that some people may take offense to this, but I assure you that I love all of my... well, most of my American brothers and sisters. Like friends do, I poke fun at those that I respect.
Well I mean it's from Australia. What else would you expect?
@Generic Hot Chick, Yeah, 'straya ftw.. Lol it's really not that bad over here
@dapexj, as a fellow aussie i agree with you
@dapexj, except for the Vegemite. That's bad.
@Lillypops, psst! I agree too, I just wanted top comment. 😈
@Generic Hot Chick, even the chickens are like in the legend of Zelda.
Yeah, but a small eagle is still a fvcking huge bird
@The Manwhore, great point. 8 ft wing span
@relevantusername007, where as the Australian one has a 9.4 ft wingspan. The Australian one also weighs around 4 lbs less (12.7lb max) than the American one (17lb max). Insert fat-american joke here.
@BIessthefaII, wow you're up on your bird knowledge. Thanks for the info dude.
@BIessthefaII, this is great... I'm here all back of the bus n shvt watching the Aussie's tear a piece out of the yanks.. Today is a good day to be English.
@The Manwhore, Came to say that. Held a bald eagle once. Looked like it could've easily carried me off.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
@farfromahero, then imagine what a wedge tail could do, in Australia we have a habit of loosing kids and the elderly when they're left in these birds roaming territories
@The Manwhore, so I looked it up and no a bald eagle is in fact larger than this Australian eagle. Someone just hating.
@The Criticizer, The wedge-tailed eagle ... A large brown bird of prey, it has a wingspan up to 2.84 m (9 ft 4 in) and a length up to 1.06 m (3 ft 6 in). A bald eagle has a body length of 70–102 cm (28–40 in). Typical wingspan is between 1.8 and 2.3 m (5.9 and 7.5 ft)
And it's ancestors were criminals.
@lockke, It's ancestors were exiled bald eagles.
Someone's clearly got some freedom envy.
@Proactive Citizenry , Pretty sure last I checked Australia had some freedom too
@Theuns, on Sundays for about 4 hours we do.
@TheToll, Exactly, while the America's are still sitting there on Saturday weve already claimed Sunday for ourselves, we just need to compete with our brothers across the Tasman
That's no eagle... THIS is an eagle!
Woah it hunts kangaroos
@Fat cow, o.o
@Kangaroo Jacked, *hides in the bushes with popcorn and waits for the show*
How dare you talk like that about my freedom bird
@AK47, *glorified seagull
@AK47, *cough cough* OursHasFreedomAndBiggerGuns *cough cough*
Damn USA your eagles suck
But is your eagle made of 100% pure freedom?
I really like Harpy Eagles, we should definitely change to those.
@ActualCannibal, oh you mean the Eagles that hunt Jaguars for fun? Yeah those are awesome.
Yeah Australia? Check out a harpy eagle. It'll kick the asses of both those birds
I've seen a bald eagle straight up fight a wolf and take a baby deer.
It doesn't only eat small fish they eat other birds and tear eachother to shreds
Well I mean it's better than a wild turkey like Benjamin Franklin wanted.
The Australian one also doesn't often hunt love prey. It's more a buzzard than a hunter
Yeah except for the 3 ft tall bald eagles all over Minnesota.
Well folks this I'm my second comment due to feeling obligated on a previous comment. I have been on this app for .... Hang on .... Carry the 1 ... 4-5 years ... Jesus ... Anyway just wanted to say hi
@another Aussie, Hello 👋☺ I'm glad that my second upload could be home to your second comment.
Pretty sure virtually all raptors can see uv and infrared. I mea. That kind of is their specialty...
I hope that people took the time to read the description. Can't be bothered? Basically, I tease out of respect.
@Culdogg, the aussie way brah
@Dragondoot, It's mildly amusing how many people seem to have been hurt in the butthole by this. Read the description people. I'm fond of you.
@Culdogg, Well... Our national bird was originally gonna be the turkey. Give us a break, we upgraded to bald eagle, but we could have done worse
@Einhardt, I agree, a much better choice was made that day. Bald Eagles are still fvcking awesome birds. Could you imagine if you ended up with the turkey and ate bald Eagles at thanksgiving?
@Culdogg, that'd make a very interesting holiday...
Excuse me you Aussie b!tch, why don't you try talking to me when you win a world war *crowd of rich white Americans cheer*
@Glorious Grapefruit, We were on the winning side sooo yeah
@Dragondoot, Shhh... *covers your lips with finger and whispers into your ear* ...America...
@Glorious Grapefruit, sorry which war did you win by yourself?
Fvcking barbie loving Aussies. I'll throw a shrimp on their grave!
@Your racist relative, It's a common misconception that we cook shrimp on the barby. That's just nasty. We'd much rather crack a tinny and tuck into some bangers and mash.
I wonder if a Strayan posted this..
@Lemmywinks, You would be correct my good friend.
Why does it look so fvcking sad?
@Blooreguard Q Kazoo, 8 years of Obama
Just look at the worry on the bald egals face!
Well if we'd only have known...
We should change to chutulu
I think this has caught a nerve 😳
This is how World War 3 starts....
But does it know how to freedom?
Go f*** yourself jealous Aussie