I'd settle for any relationship....
@PKMN Trainer, there's always those forced relationships where you kidnap her then kill her if she tries to leave, I mean you said you'd go far any relationship.
@PKMN Trainer, i feel your pain
@PKMN Trainer, *raises whip*
@PKMN Trainer, relationships are like yard sales. They look like a lot of fun from a couple hundred feet away, but when you get there you realize its just a bunch of crap you dont need.
@stigmaoftherose, since you mention it...any relationship that didn't involve any illegal activity against another person! :-)
@StuffandThings85, i live to prove that rhetoric stance a lie from 12 years until i succeed! *has to have hope* i know my grandparents, married 50 years and are loving and dedicated to each other as the first day they were married. Godly love is their success. I keep trying to find the other foot but i am starting to think it is the truth. So maybe one will work if you become dedicated and live for them as you would yourself, truly. I hope it helps. Idk
@PKMN Trainer, me and you mate 😉😉
Dear "husband", xoxo "wife", yeah I'm thinking it may be fake
@Michael Fassbender, My parents call each other "husband" and "wife." Empirical evidence.
@Michael Fassbender, I call my mom, "The Birthgiver"
@Michael Fassbender, i feel as though 90% of the pics on here are fake and staged, for attention. Especially tumblr pics and whatnot
@Michael Fassbender, why is it fake ~xoxo commenter~
Plot twist: man wrote the note himself, is single, and has only one nerf gun. The feels guys.
@Fanta468, i would feel soo badd and seek anti-depressants.
Plot twist: girl left house; man wanders aimlessly for days
@durangokid, love it. 👍
Spoiler: she's in the kitchen
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF FUNNY PICS: it has come to the police attention that a man by the name of pun sniper has killed many people. If you have any idea to the whereabouts of this suspect please tell the police the subject is considered to be armed and dangerous DO NOT approach him without the police (gonna start doing this type of thing every week or so)
@Stuckpixel Police, UPDATE: there appears to be multiple culprits behind these killings please help the cops in any way possible
@Stuckpixel Police, *fires a shot from my .50 CAL sniper rifle on a snowy mountain top*
@ArcticSniper12, I said pun snipers not arctic snipers you're good
@Stuckpixel Police, the key is to be friendly and safe while getting their guard down and getting the authorities in tow discretely. Strangely enough oeta hd is talking about school violence right this second. Eee.
@ArcticSniper12, .409 is a better anti-personnel rifle. Check out intervention from cheytec in idaho. Also on future weapon on military channel.
I wouldnt do this unless we use live ammunition
@Yollom, ice bullets...
P.S. Git gud scrub
Little does she know he's a CIA sleeper agent...
I actually got a similarish message for Valentine's Day from my girlfriend in my locker last year: she challenged me to a super smash bros tournament and the winner got the better nerf gun for our war we ended up having
@Ostrich Thief, that is sweeeet! And soo sweet. Love it. *secretly happy for you*
First question: Can he cook anything that doesn't come with instructions?
I think my wife saw this on Pinterest, and then did it for me. Too bad for her I train to clear rooms on the regular and blasted her too-cool-for-cover ass right in the throat. She hasn't tried it again since.
MARRIAGE RESTORED! My wife pack out of the house with my kids and said she was no longer interested in me anymore. She said all the abusive words and said am not a good husband because I wasn't working, instead I was wasting her time, so i contacted this Strong spell caster DR OLO'R'UN a week ago after reading Miracles about his spell over the net, I consulted him for a love spell, crying not knowing what to do. He told me that he will cast a lover spell for me so my wife will come back to me. After 4 days of casting the spell, my wife call me apologizing and begging me to come home. The tender that i was waiting for was approved and he started telling me that am a good husband that I must forgive her for the bad things she had said. Am thanking DR OLO'R'UN for the Faith and Trust he showed me. if any body is out there passing through any relationship difficulties should kindly contact him via email: OLORUNODUDUWASPIRITUALTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM
A life where we refer to each other as just "husband" and "wife" sounds..... Kinda stupid
@AWarriorOfSunlight, Mr. And Mrs. Smith anyone?!?!?!?!
My boyfriend does this. Shame we're both guys, cos the fights turn into full out warzones