I don't need anyone to die for me, I'm an adult. I can do it myself.
@Barry Dylan, fine, I'll do it myself
@Barry Dylan, I think Other Barry would
Yes, yes it is. Here’s a butter knife. Better get started
@Gothem, I see your butter knife and raise you a spork.
@Gothem, you mean butter get started right?
@The Pun Shielder, You were our last line of defense, those closet to our heart...
The one who could betray us the hardest.
@Barry Dylan, actually my username was made in regard to counter the Pun Sniper. Puns are my friends
What about the hundreds of thousands of our soldiers that died in war?
@Nudity Industries, They didn’t die for some kind of circular-reasoning guilt-trip, so they don’t count.
Human shields count right?
We didnt actually ask him to, so c'mon..
Spartans never die...
@SimonPetrikov, Except Kat. Kat got fuuuucked up.
@Weird Porn Stash, She's just sleeping for a long time.
They all died for me. Every last one of them Bert. Now they can't judge our love.
all the pigs that died for my bacon... thanks pigs
If jesus hadn't died for me, and just stayed around being immortal, he could have been really helpful turning water into wine or making my loaves go a lot further, saving considerably on my grocery bill... Just sayin
Songs that say "I'd jump in front of a train for you" etc are stupid.. I'd rather die than live with the survivor guilt and horrific memory of a friend or lover suddenly exploding in a thick gooey mess in front of me.. plus, they wouldn't be with you anymore, which they are normally trying to convey a level of devotion and dedication that they never leave for any reason..
Jesus didn't give up his life for you. He rose 3 days later on Sunday. At best, he gave up his weekend for you.
I'd love a fvcking contest rn
Um, yes. Capt. Ryan Iannelli. September 28, 2011. Helmand province, Afghanistan. HMLA-269, MAG-29, 2nd MAW, USMC.