As a dude who hasn't fuvked someone new in 3 1/2 years and had a maybe date tonight which ended in na let's be friends, the top one seems to be true to the point it hurts
@WallrusArmy, from one walrus to another, hang in there buddy...
@WallrusArmy, Don't speak with that attitude! You know your worth!
@WallrusArmy, it’s been 25 years and nothing.
@DiSoNeGuY, it ain't much
@WallrusArmy, man to man I have to ask...Have you put yourself out there and confidently asked girls out? or have you waited and battled with your brain to figure out if maybe they like you too?
life's short and people are basically all the same brand of crap. you have nothing to lose by asking girls out, even if they say no.
@JoeJoestar, rarely, I mostly just try to start talking to girls and based on how the conversation goes I Ask if they would like to hang out then the next time see if they're into me, I figure if they aren't coming thr next time it's likely not going to happen but sometimes I ask the first day just less so
@thecraftywalrus, from one walrus to another to another, Im proud of you and i hope you have a good day
@Unavailable Walrus, fair well my fellow walrus friend.
@WallrusArmy, from one walrus to all walri, bjtches aint shjt
@WallrusArmy, Who let all these walruses in here?
Nah, I’ve seen it both ways. All it takes for men to fvck who they want is money. All it takes for women to marry who they want is looks. Big difference is that those women are still likely to get divorced.
The lesson is this: don’t get married. Ever.
@NotFlat, unless it's to your best friend?
This is so f-ing true, for women over 30
Actually, women also fúck who they can because men are always down to fúck.
But when youre taken, every woman will now want u
@Dknessfalls, Bro! Yes!
@Dknessfalls, it just seems that way because she's making you a better person.
And they both get fvcked by life in general, the end.
I f*ck everything up
@Gandalfson, me too friend, me too
The enteral struggle as a man is to find a woman willing to have to the sex with
It's the other way around if you work at an automotive manufacturer
A wise man once said women are the lock and men are the key. When a lock can be opened by any key, it's a terrible lock. But a key that can open any lock is legendary.
The greatest pleasure is having a female you once yearned for, looking for you when youve moved onto another one.