Boyfriend machine broke
Attempt to contact an engineer about fixing your own flaws, then come back
@M0RT0S, she ain't even ask for much! Just a functional adult LMFAO
Eh. I’d rather be alone than tone down my loud ass car singing or terrible eating habits.
@Kamitha, sounds so ratchet of you
@megamanx181x, Well now, that’s not very nice. I’ve just come to the conclusion that I’m not going to change myself for anyone except myself. Been there, done that. Have the souvenir.
@Kamitha, sorry I thought you were portraying the “character” in the picture. No one should ever change themselves
@megamanx181x, Lol...I also sing loudly in the car and desire delivered food. Am I ratchet?? *shrug* Don’t care cuz I’m happy.
@Kamitha, lol no it’s not, my mind was viewing the comment in a different way. Swing and a miss on my part
@Kamitha, Singing in the car and an affinity for takeout menus sound like perks, to be honest.
@Kamitha, sing as loudly as you want and do whatever else besides breaking the 3 rules I have: don't put your feet on the dashboard; don't throw objects out of my car; and if you need to puke, just ask me to pull over so it doesn't get all over my car
@Not him again, I don’t puke.
@Kamitha, the other two are allowed with permission. A strict and lengthy background check are required
@Kamitha, what's Ratchet mate?
@AussiePatrick, I had to look it up. I guess it means ghetto and/or low class.
Doesn’t sound like equivalent exchange
Got any white chocolate ni🅱️🅱️as?
@A Math Dealer, white chocolate ni🅱️🅱️a machine broke
That last line is actually a quote by Abraham Lincoln!
Look if you bring a woman a food she is obligated to sex you. Its simple as that
@Guy Fawkes, and everytime you hold open a door, they have to stamp your niceguy card which you can exchange for sex