After 15 uses, you have yourself a pickle
@buzz killinton, fvcking hell
@buzz killinton, looks like someone needs Vagisil
@buzz killinton, nice....
@new1, fvcking pickle
@new1, wait thats a cucumber
@buzz killinton, I audibly groaned in disgust. Well done, sir.
@Max Rockatansky, that was my goal all along :D
Why would anyone want to eat a vibrating cucumber? Am I missing something?
"Perfect for the daughter"
@Super GingerBoy, "be the first kid on your block to collect all six colours! Play with your friends! Fun for the whole family, ages 6-69!"
I this one too big for Russian Doll?
Umm, I got at least 23 of those 50. Ladies...
Ehhhhh, but sex is sex is sex and sex is epic
@The Colombian, *butt sex
I need to know the other 45 reasons ..
Where can I buy this? I mean ... Uh asking for a friend...
@dickbuttislife, I can sell you mine. If you don't mind that it's gently used. ^_^
I am morally disturbed
Cucumbers are way longer than 7 inches!!
@Raedee, That's what they want you to think.
@ Patalie Nortman, all this time - the lies.
1 of your 5 a day.