Can't take any chances after MeToo
@JewishXenu, I take my chances
No today thot!
Him: “Do I look like Ikea to you?
I took her and threw her to the ground.
My lap’s not a piece of furniture.
I ain't gonna be part of your system.”
@Cave Dweller, welcome to the real world, JACKASS!!
Women only want one thing and it's disgusting.
No means no
@FaceGhost, “no doesnt mean no it means I want to but I don’t want u to think I’m a whore so I’m gonna say no and pretend it’s your idea until u realize I’ve already done this with like 40 other ppl” Bill burr
How dare you cleverly flirt with me! Go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect $200!
@KrashtheStampede, that's how it is these days. Glad I'm married lol
Is attempted sexual harassment a chargeable offense?
@SirTickleTots, probably not, but it can probably ruin your career.
@Mantis Tobaggan, only if the situation was reversed
@mazemarble, true. I'm all for victims speaking up, but damn they did Aziz dirty, luckily he didn't get canceled because it was obvious bs
@Mantis Tobaggan, Louie ck too at least according to him... he asked and they said yes he didn’t force anyone. But he said it best in his stand up “if u wanna masturbate in front of someone ask and if they say yes say r u sure and if they still say yes... just don’t do it”
@bobbylupo, yeah man, that was fvcked too
As he should
I don't remember this episode of Law and Order SVU
anyone else notice that its a fairytail drawing?
. The best joke/ pick up line I ever heard was when my mate used to take a cloth out with us while drinking and. Go up to a girl and wipe his face while saying let me clean your seat for you. I told him that joke years before but he has the audacity to try it lol I wish I could remember where I first see it.