Looks like he really got jerked around I'll show my self out
@reid57, I just laughed so hard at that
@tire swing, your not going anywhere
I bet he excessively masturbated while he waited for those phone calls.
By having his friend look it over, I guess you could say he really.. *puts on black glasses* screwed himself. YEEEAAAHHH
Is anyone else getting adds that are popping up for no reason at inconvenient times? Like when typing a comment? Because I have a white screen right now. And I cannot see what I am typing.
@JackoftheDead, Try reinstalling the app. If that doesn't help, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with more details so we can better help you.
*insert masturbation joke* *insert me saying "I'll let myself out"*
Putting your hobbies and interests on a resume is stupid to begin with.
And he spelt socializing incorrectly
Dammit Jason, you had one job mate, ONE!
This is how will smith got his look.
Now if a woman had put that, she'd have been hired instantly.
@Thundershot, Couch gag?
Ha haaaa, oh the glory of friendship!
That's actually pretty messed up.
Nobody even makes it to the "excessive masturbation" part. They throw out his resume as soon as he lies about speaking Macedonian?
@Wank Instruction, How the f did I end up with a question mark on there? Stupid fat thumbs. Btw there is no such thing as "excessive" masturbation.
Well at least he's not a liar.