Some kid in my school gave my friend laxative gum without telling him what it was and he spent 45 minutes on the toilet. They had to block off the bathroom with caution tape because it smelled so bad.
@Mack L Moore, I once gave my friend toilet gum and he spent forty-five minutes on the laxative.
@Time Traveler, I once gave my friend forty-five laxatives and he spent a toilet on the minute gum
@The Midnight Howler, once some toilet in my school gave the bathroom caution tape without telling him what it was and he spent 45 friends on the laxative. They had to block off the gum because it smelled so bad.
@Mack L Moore, Once on a trip at the hotel room counter they had left a pile of assorted flavored gum. One of them was anus flavored.
@Typhaonic, so how'd it taste
@The Midnight Howler, we left it for the next people.
@Time Traveler, you're not the real time traveler!
@Time TraveIer, I am too the real Time Traveler. You're an imposter
@Time Traveler, the real time traveler changed their username! Your time traveler number 2!!
@Time TraveIer, No, the real Time Traveler did not change their username and it is not you
@Time Traveler, im watching you; you do realize it looks like your talking to yourself
@Time TraveIer, I'm sure it looks very odd from any point of view. Including my own
@Time Traveler, dont you mean OUR own.
@Time TraveIer, That I do
@Time Traveler, Wut.
@Time Traveler, what a...
@Time Traveler, Funny thing is with my type of font I can totally tell the difference in usernames. Yours is the right way the other one has a capital i for an l.
@Mack L Moore, I once gave my friend a smoothee made out of a hundred laxative pills blended together. He pooped out his entire digestive system and died. In other news, prison isn't so bad.
@Time TraveIer, nope. You're clearly fake. My phone font says so.
Is that the stomach and the intestines? Is it supposed to be an explanation for constipation or something?
@Draco MaIfoy, no it's the stomach and anus
@Draco MaIfoy, the brain and heart.
@Draco MaIfoy, Explanation as to how you get an "Upset" Stomach.
@Draco MaIfoy, I'm fairly certain one of them is DickButt...?
Laxatives = the people from hoarding, buried alive
During prom this year at my school someone gave a girl laxatives and told her it was LSD or sumthin. Long story short, she sh@t all over her date and the floor. It was nasty.
11 May 2014 #11May2014
I just had rotator cuff surgery and just FYI to everyone out there...Vicodin makes you constipated. Even with stool softeners, I haven't been able to poop for almost a week. It is going to be an eventful Monday I think.
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