Well, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast.
I'm just a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it
He ditched this Aunt May to be with the New Aunt May
@Stacys daughter , who can blame him?
@Vegetable Soup, I want her to be my Aunt ;)
@Stacys daughter , I want her to be my dad ;)
@Vegetable Soup, I want her to be my dog ;)
@Stacys daughter , I want to be her dog ;)
@Vegetable Soup, I want to be in her dog ;)
@Stacys daughter , I want the dog to be in me ;)
@Vegetable Soup, I want us to be in the dog ;)
@Stacys daughter , I want to be dead right now ;)
@Vegetable Soup, let’s be dead together ;)
@Stacys daughter , only if you die first ;)
@Vegetable Soup, no you die first ;)
@Stacys daughter , consider me dead for a few hours ;)
@Vegetable Soup, *puts up at for new funny pic best friend*
@Vegetable Soup, jk I can never replace you
@Stacys daughter , hi, can I apply for the position please? *Adjusts moustache*
@Vegetable Soup, ah yes good to meet you sir. I see here you’re applying for the my new funny pics best friend position, is that correct?
@Stacys daughter , yes that is correct. May I ask what happened to your previous funny pics best friend? *Adjusts neckbeard*
@Vegetable Soup, that is disclosed information. We aren’t allowed to give that kind of information as it is a breach in the contract that said previous best friend has signed. All we can say is she left. Now let me just ask a few questions. Are you male, female, or the other million genders I couldn’t care less about(sorry if that offends you)
@Stacys daughter , I'm a male. *Adjusts penis* however, I'm willing to change gender to meet your requirements
@Vegetable Soup, ah here let me fixed that for you *adjust penis for you* male is good. Any special skills? Are you good with dark, sexual, humor? Puns? Getting roasted to the point you’ll end your life but won’t just to stay alive and keep me happy?
@Stacys daughter , thank you for adjusting me penis for me. I have one special skill where I can bend 3 of my fingers backwards. Are you kidding me? I invented dark, sexual humour! I'm not very good with puns but I'm sure you won't PUN-etrate me for that *winks uncontrollably* I have actually been physically roasted and have not killed myself yet so I would say yes. Any more questions?
@Vegetable Soup, oooh sorry. You must be well excelled in puns. I’m sorry this isn’t going to work out. To the pit of despair you go *pushes button* *hole opens below you* have a nice... fall. NEXT
@Stacys daughter , what's this? OwO can I apply? Rawr xD I'm so random
@Vegetable Soup, yeah if you talk like that it’s a big no for be. Down you go *pushes button*
@Stacys daughter , *adjusts Groot mask* I am Groot.
@Vegetable Soup, I don’t speak Groot. *pushes button*
@Stacys daughter , you dickhead. It's been me, vegetable soup all this time. Do you know how many times I had to walk back up the stairs? Stop pushing the button
@Vegetable Soup, it’s been you this whole time? I thought you were dead this whole time! Dunn Dunn duuuuuuunnnnnnn
@Stacys daughter , you forgot *is shocked in Spanish*
@Vegetable Soup, forgot what? *confused in French*
@Stacys daughter , how can someone be so gorgeous but stupid at the same time?
@Vegetable Soup, hey I can’t be beautiful and smart, it’s too exhausting. Jk I’m too lazy to read, and I have multiple conversations with you I don’t remember every single thing we said to each other haha
@Stacys daughter , oh no babe, you didn't forget anything. I meant you should have put "*is shocked in Spanish*" it's not your fault you were too beautiful to be smart
@Vegetable Soup, ohhh I thought there was an inside joke I forgot, I was like “I don’t remember this shjt” I try to change to up
@Stacys daughter , we don't have any inside jokes you fool
@Vegetable Soup, why don’t we?
@Stacys daughter , our chemistry is lacking
@Vegetable Soup, I thought we had great chemistry?
@Stacys daughter , why don't we have an inside joke then?
@Vegetable Soup, I thought Hawaiian pizza was an inside joke?
@Stacys daughter , true. Where were you? I was lost without u
@Vegetable Soup, what do you mean?
@Stacys daughter , I mean what I mean. What do you mean?
“You do too much, you’re not Superman, you know” 🎵Move left, move right, do that dance on the floor, we don’t Superman no more, we just Spider-Man that hoe. Now watch me youuu Crank that Spider-Man🎵
Well, uh, dang, I guess you could say it wasn't a joke.
@A Confused Banana , i gues you could say it was a killing joke