Mind: Comes up with the perfect comeback with perfect timing, reducing my enemy to a smoldering pile of smackdown ashes from whence they shall presumably never recover.
What I actually say:
@Kamitha, ooh burn! Got em good
And this is why I can’t make it as a professional comedian
This happened once to this really annoying guy at high school. This was 15 years ago and I still laugh about it internally.
More like when you try to roast someone but you end up roasting yourself
Congratulations, you played yourself.
@MrJonnySmash, I can assure you, I was not played in this situation