I'll let her collect my nuts.
@Prof Peeps, she can climb all over my trunk any day.
Can't tell if this is supposed to make her sound easy or like a serial killer...
@ObsceneGestureAlert, I hope both
@ObsceneGestureAlert, I think like a squirrel
@Cunt of Monte Cristo, That'd be my guess.
@ObsceneGestureAlert, I was intrigued, but now she has my full attention.
Oh, what's the matter? Daddy's money can't buy you a personality?
@ThatThingBehindYou, Oooooo I'm not even going to try to top that
Sandy's a girl?
@Captain Magma, no I'm dirty dan
@Mr Sarcastic, no, im dirty dan!
@Captain Magma, "who are you calling pin head?"
Title: Roast me
Her top lip is like big foot..can't be found.
Make a donation, I would
that's a creepy smile...
mens nuts roasted on an open fire
She can have my nuts for winter.