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@Mr Sarcastic, i was going with "Explosive Diarrhea"
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@Mr Sarcastic, Is this not the same thing?
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When he hits the g spot
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@Cunt of Monte Cristo, wait you are a girl?
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@MyLonewolf25, yes, I am a girl
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@Cunt of Monte Cristo, so... Not so quick question... I don't know if you'd be able to help but... I want to make my first time with my girlfriend... Well our first times ever (it won't be for a while yet because we are waiting till we are out of hs and stuff but) be... Not totally crap... Sooo tips? Is it hard to hit like the g-spot and stuff? I'm like... I know fore play is important and stuff but being a guy I'm lost as hell
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@MyLonewolf25, know the come hither finger gesture? Do that in her vagina.
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@The Manwhore, yes but from where is what I really need to know I guess? Like direction...? Or is it one of those things where ya figure it out? Cause I mean it's something I want to know, ( currently in a long distance with her because stupid stuff) I mean I'm not really going to be able to use it if at all for a year or two it'll just sorta be nice to know for when it happens.. I guess? So I won't be completely terrified I'm terrible.
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@MyLonewolf25, you'll be using either your middle or index finger. Once you're inside her, you want to brush the inside of the wall that is closest to her clit. Which is where that come hither motion that Manwhore said comes into play. Oh! Remember to have trimmed fingernails and clean hands.
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@MyLonewolf25, also, lay out some towels as she may get leaky
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@The Manwhore, ahhh ok
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@The Manwhore, she normally isn't at all but I'll keep it in mind
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@MyLonewolf25, Goes on Funny pics gets sex advice
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@Thefaithfulatheist, #funnypicsandchill
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@MyLonewolf25, wow dude You are so thirsty Asking a freaking stranger somethin' like that So rude
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@MyLonewolf25, my advice, from someone who has been with great lovers and horrible ones, DON'T be selfish! Us women take time to cum, and none of us from the same things. Some can't from penetration alone; some can. Read her cues. Ask what she wants and if she likes what you are doing. I can gush like crazy from just clip simulation, but can't at all from penetration. Don't just jump in for the kitty, explore her inner thighs, her neck, her breasts... As you're doing stuff down there squeeze a nipple (these areas are all connected!) multitasking is great. Do not start having actual sex until she's cum at least once! If it's her first time it may hurt like he'll and she may bleed, so keep in mind to be gentle and not disappointed if she needs to stop; I had to my first time.... Stupid guy went in dry with no foreplay! Afterwards, tell her how beautiful she is, cuddle, hold her. Don't be shocked or surprised if she cries, sex has an emotional component for women... Hope this helps
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@Cunt of Monte Cristo, lol, this conversation is the best I've ever read on FunnyPics
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@SexyFoxFurry, lol gotta love it! ( btw nice pic )
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@MyLonewolf25, why thank you
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@MyLonewolf25, missionary is best to hit the g spot
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@MyLonewolf25, Ok. The BIGGEST thing with it being the first time is to not pressure things too much. You don't have to, and simply wont master things the first time. Go with the flow, take time with some foreplay to make sure she's well aroused. Especially if she's nervous she may not even come, but that doesn't mean you can't try, but don't get frustrated.. just as different things make different women come..some women come more easily than others as well. On that note I see everyone giving you g-spot advice and you should try it but if it doesn't 'work' well it could be technique, or the fact that some women don't enjoy direct g-spot stimulation. That can be said for a lot of elements of female pleasure, likes vary and you'll have to test things out. It may be awkward but just remember, awkwardness is normal, mistakes are normal, and it may take a few tries for things to start to feel comfortable.
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@MyLonewolf25, also...there's only do much advice I can offer you here, there's no shame in Googling some first time advice As well to give you a wider picture.
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When she says she is a squirter.
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This seems kind of pervy to me. On another note...I love Just Cause 3
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They're sex must be...explosive 😎
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@Mr Sarcastic, *their
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A whole new worlllllldddd
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what sinister fvck thought of this.
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That pu$$y is the BOMB.
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And why you may ask? Well..... Just Cause Yeeeeeeaaaah
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@SheiksFrontair, someone had to do it
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After eating Taco Bell
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"What a terrible video game! How would you feel if someone did... that... for real?!"
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Kinkshame.exe
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#jc3
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That's some bomb ass pu**y.
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Feminist space program.
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Why'd you do that? Just cause
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Why? Just Cause.
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Pvssy rocket, awaaaaaaaay!
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Triggered!!!!!!
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To much Taco Bell
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@Buddy of Sunlight , Too
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Whelp, looks like i have to get this game now.
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I love how the people in the background are just walking by like "nothing outta the ordinary here"
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@jouze, Just cause
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Prepare your anus
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Pooptastic!
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Dunkey!
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Is this cr1tikal?
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What game is this??
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@angrymetalhead, just cause 3. Great game
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@Barnacle Man, thanks Barnacle Man! Your reward is one adult sized krabby patty!
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@Barnacle Man, I will get it for this reason alone. Get drunk and do this shłt
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Crotch rocket
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Thats pretty damn kinky
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That pussy is outta this world
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Ive seen enough hentai... Wait a minute
Brings whole new meaning to crotch rocket